Dog Days of Summer

Adventures of Teo:

Good Dog:
*plays extremely well with other dogs, even is tolerable (barely) to the jealous family dog who we love very much.

*Sits when told - sometimes. Comes when called - sometimes. Does not bark or whine - mostly. *Does not bite or even play nip - except when he wants you to keep petting him or get in the way of his toy.

*Has a very docile and eager to please personality.

*Has only attempted to drink out of the toilet once.

*No longer tries to sit on the futon-couch (tho, i can't blame him for not realizing it was a real couch..)

Doggone Funny:
*His favorite past time is to chew on squeaky toys. for hours. including a stuffed frog whose legs flop when he bites it. it's awesome.*SQUEAK* :FlopFlop:

*Peed the table leg. (No Teo!! That's not a tree! Bad Dog!"

*Peed his water bowl. (Good dog for not going in the house!! ::cleans bowl immediately::)

*Peed the Wii. (Wee'd the Wii....)

*Drank out of JD's water cup whilst he dined on the floor. (time to move family dinner to the table)

*Remembers where toys are hidden, or put, for days. And looks for them when he wants to play.(are you under the couch, ball? Are you in the sink where you were washed? are you in the closet?.. AHAH there is FROG ON THE CHAIR - that's his usual haunt...)

*Cannot catch treats or other toy objects to save his life. They just bounce off his face when he lunges.

*Is a convenient distraction when trying to do something important (ie: very detrimental to studying. Also, detrimental to keeping house free of debris).