Saturday, April 18, 2009

Ok, finally its here

So I have a friend named Mikensi. Shes pregnant, and as a result, is sick all the time. She also has weird dreams. To make her feel better, I'm going to blog about my exceptionally weird dream because it all started with her.

So, I'm my dream, Lianna and I wanted to go visit Mikensi and Jimmy. Why would we want to go to Utah? I don't know, but that's where they are, and we wanted to go visit them, so off to Utah we went. However, before we could go to Utah, we had to go ask the Klingons for permission. (I don't even watch or like Star Trek, so why I'm dreaming about Klingons is beyond me.) So we take a odd flying vessel up to the Klingon mothership that is only hovering about 2000 feet about the earth overlooking a battlefield. As we arrive, I notice they are engaged in a vicious war with the Dutch. (Dutch hu? Alright, that's cool... but do they even have an army?) As I look closer, its the video game Call of Duty. So here the Klingons and Dutch are engaged in a mortal battle, Call of Duty style. As I look closer at the battle, I see the Soldiers. Yup, they're LEGO men. Dutch and Klingon LEGO men, duking it out.

So, as one would guess, the Klingons aren't very attentive to us, and when we ask if we can go to Utah to visit Mikensi, they quickly say "Yes," and get back to their battle.

However, before I go, my mom and I go to watch a Grandview High School basketball game. (Why am I dreaming about my old high school, let alone going to something as boring as a basketball game, I don't know.) So mom and I are sitting there and this little girl in front of us turns around and says "Hi Mrs. Hug-a-Caboose." I look at my mom with a quizzical look, and she says, "Oh, that's what the kids at school call me." Then she says "Hi" to the girl and introduces me. At this point, the girls mother sitting next to her turns around, and it turns out to be my high school Spanish teacher. So needless to say I'm surprised, and she is so happy to see me. She invites me to come visit her house in the Southern part of Colorado.

The scene cuts and I am down in Southern Colorado, at some university getting information. I pass by this strange place that I always dream about. Its off a highway, like on a small exit, and its a inn/restaurant in the side of a mountain. The restaurant is like Trail Dust, if you know that restaurant, but the wood is red rather than brown. So I pass by this old, shabby place that I has been in my dreams occasionally since I was a little boy, and I make my way to my Spanish teachers house. It is only then that I remembered that my teacher didn't actually tell me where she lived, just which city she lived in. So I decide that since I'm all the way down here, I was going to search for her house. So I go in and out of all these random people's houses, asking if its my Spanish teacher's house. I go through quite a bit, and I'm about to give up when I hear her voice from the house next door.

So I go over, and I find my teacher, and she's very happy to see me, but since I spent so long looking for her house, she has to go. But she takes me inside real quick to meet her daughter. She's on the sofa watching a movie with her boyfriend, and so we say hello, and the say something to me that was really weird to the point that it alienated me and I just said, "well, ya, uhmm... nice to meet you." (I don't remember what they said.) So as I'm about to leave, my teacher gives me a bunch of bedding. like 2 blankets and a pillow. I accept the things and I'm on my way out. But as I leave the house, I meet her husband who had just gotten home from Home Depot. I put my stuff down, introduce myself, and offer to help him bring in his things. So I help him, say my goodbyes to the family, then leave.

At this point, I get into my space ship (since Utah is a completely different world) and I take off. However, something goes wrong, and I crash land somewhere near New Mexico. It just so happens that I crash into a dinosaur cage, releasing the man-eating dinosaurs. So I run away into this glass building overlooking a lot of construction on the dinosaur park. From there I watch all the raptors devouring the fleeing construction workers, and I thought, "Man, I'm glad that I'm not down there."

And I woke up. Then I thought, "Man, that was a weird dream. I should tell that to Mikensi because she was the whole reason for that dream. That way she will know that she's not the only one that has weird dreams."

The end.

5 comments:

Emily said...

haha. that was a great dream!

mikensi said...

Lol! I'm still laughing about the Klingons. That is a very strange dream, what was all the bedding for? Your new bed, I suppose? Klingons... lol!

Katie said...

Umm...I am speechless.

Jenna and Drew said...

JD you are hilarious! Did you ever even go to one of our basketball games? Maybe that's why you're dreaming about them, your subconscience feels left out of something. You should watch the Star Trek movie and go to a basketball game! :)

Sharah said...

wow.